I have decided that it is a wise decision for me at this time to move towards a middle ground between my own elitism and a more populist approach that the internet and “blogging” demand. Thus, to satisfy your natural voyeuristic tendencies as well as my strangely oxymoronic self deprecating style of vaingloriousness, I have conducted a mock interview with myself via the internet, where I ask myself tough questions like “Are monkeys really from outer space?” and “What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” This is followed by a quickfire round of questions and answers, so at least skip to the end if you’re low on time (or are having a really hard time caring). I hope at the end of it you feel that you have learned something about the man behind theJINX.org and are compelled by an irrepressible urge to carve images of me into various parts of your body while family members stage futile interventions in an attempt to halt your plans for a cult that explores the healing properties of magnets embossed with images of my face.

It’s not compulsory, I’m just kind of hoping.

Interview:

So, you say your name is Dan the Automator Nakamura. Is this really true?

No…actually, I don’t remember ever saying that.